Saturday, March 3, 2018

What if the Warped Tour Was Punk?




With the final line-up of the Warped Tour announced it makes me wonder what happened to this being a punk rock festival. So here is a look at what it might look like if we replaced this years bands with actual punk bands or as a compromise for the sake of diversity since Warped Tour has branched out into indie rock and metal, similar bands that are better than the sad shit sandwich they have planned.  So here you go ...


Journeys Left Foot Stage
3OH!3-replace with...Iceage
Knuckle Puck-replace with Warbrides
Mayday Parade-replace with Pianos Become Teeth
Reel Big Fish-replace with Fishbone
State Champs-replace with GBH
This Wild Life-replace with Rome
Asking Alexandria-replace with Grave Pleasures 
Beartooth...they can stay
Bowling for Soup...replace with Touche Amore
Frank Turner...replace with Emma Ruth Rundle 
The Interrupters...they can stay 
Sum 41...NOFX
Journeys Right Foot Stage
Issues...replace with Code Orange
Movements...they can stay
Real Friends...replace with the Get Up Kids 
Simple Plan...replace with Brand New
The Maine...replace with The World is a Beautiful Place and I am No Longer Afraid to Die
Tonight Alive...replace with New Years Day
We the Kings...replace with Gates 
All Time Low...replace with Thursday 
Falling in Reverse...replace with the Deftones 
Four Year Strong...Minus the Bear 
Less Than Jake...replace with Trapped Under Ice 
The Used...they can stay
Taking Back Sunday...they can stay 
Mutant Red Dawn Stage
Chelsea Grin...replace with Converge
Deez Nuts...replace with the Cro-mags 
Ice Nine Kills...they can stay
Kublai Khan...replace with Nails 
My Children My Bride...replace with Mutilation Rites 
Sharptooth...they can stay 
The Amity Affliction...replace with Upon a Burning Body
Twiztid...replace with Young Thug
Wage War...replace with the Appleseed Cast
Silverstein...they can stay
Mutant White Lightning Stage
Crown the Empire...replace with Killswitch Engage
Dayseeker...replace with Norma Jean 
Every Time I Die...they can stay 
Hail the Sun...replace with Dredg
Harms Way...replace with Ring Worm 
Motionless in White...they can stay 
Nekrogoblikon...they can stay 
Unearth...replace with Coalesce 
August Burns Red...replace with the Faceless 
Knocked Loose...they can stay 
Underoath...replace with Integrity 
Owlfy.fm Stage
As it Is-...replace with Glass Jaw 
Assuming We Survive...replace with Anti-Flag
Broadside...replace with Hotwatermusic
Capstan...they can stay
Chase Atlantic...replace with Youth Code 
Dead Girls Academy...replace with Starkweather 
Doll Skin...they can stay
Don Bronco...replace with Street Sects 
Grayscale...they can stay 
Makeout...they can stay 
Palaye Royale...they can stay 
Phinease...replace with Skeleton Witch 
Picturesque...replace with Coheed and Cambria 
Sleep on It...replace with No Age 
Story Untold...replace with Algiers 
Trash Boat...replace with Cherry Glazer 
With Confidence...replace with Cloud Nothings 

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