It is that time again. Here we take a look at the worst albums of the year. They come from varied polarities of the rock spectrum, with none of the offenders coming right from the pop machine, some are trying to be goth and metal, some are jsut bad at what they do, and others are dabbling in an experiment gone wrong. One of the things that made rap great in the 80s and '90s was rappers calling each other out for being whack. It provided a form of quality control. Now people have grown too sensitive for that kind of hard truth.
Some would argue this is all subjective, but music is something that can be defined in technical terms, as well as artistic, and how it holds up over time. Chances are, if it is hard is get through one listen,
10-Creeper-"Sanguivore II: Mistress Of Death"
The British goth wannabes Creeper have learned from many of the mistakes that plagued the previous album, though some of the anthemic glam rock feel is there.if you like H.I.M. and Meatloaf, then this is your new favorite band I only like one half of that equation, and you already know which one.
https://abysmalhymns.blogspot.com/2025/10/gothtober-creeper-sanguivore-ii.html
9-Primitive Man-"Observance."
The problem with this album is that it is focused on scathing sounds and drifting into post-rock moods with them, rather than memorable songs; some of this is due to the vocals being used as a frequency rather than more purposefully. Even at their most experimental, they are still working off a formula.
https://abysmalhymns.blogspot.com/2025/11/november-is-doom-primitive-man.html
8-Dead and Dripping -"Nefarious Scintillations."
Even though this is all the work of one man, Evan Daniele. Perhaps his ego should have been checked at the door as he is a better guitarist than he is a vocalist or drummer, and bringing in session guys would have benefited him. Cool ideas were killed by shitty production and forced me to struggle through the album.
7-ESCHATON- "Techtalitarian"
It is kind of like when the guitarist won't stop soloing at band practice, as you are trying to iron out parts. The song finds them playing even faster, and things sound thin and rushed rather than heavy, as dizzying speed alone is just fast, not heavy. You would think that people into progressive music would have learned the value of less is more from jazz, but no, here we are. They continue to fly off in the hyper-fast fret-burning direction with little regard for heaviness; it could be Dragonforce if it were not for the growling. Truth be told, when you have guys who have played in Necrophagist and Arsis, we should be expecting more, no matter how technical they are,
https://abysmalhymns.blogspot.com/2025/06/death-is-june-eschaton-techtalitarian.html
6-Revenge - "Violation.Strife.Abominate"
Things are more frantic and feral this time around, but not as heavy, thanks to the thin guitar tone that carries a reckless buzzing to the otherwise punk frenzy going down here. I don't remember the drums sounding this bad last time. The production might not grate on the nerves of their fans, who are the only ones who will appreciate this album.
https://abysmalhymns.blogspot.com/2025/02/black-metal-history-month-revenge.html
5-Ethel Cain- ''Perverts."
You can't say I play favorites, as this is the first time an artist who scored our number one album of the year is also on the worst album list. This is an ambient album she released before "Willoughby Tucker, I'll Always Love You." This finds her at odds with the concept of sound vs song on the title track, leading you off into a wasted twelve minutes of ambient noise. It is sparse and tentative, far from her most memorable songs.
https://abysmalhymns.blogspot.com/2025/09/ethel-cain-perverts.html
4-Halestorm- "Everest"
The bulk of the album is bland jock jams, though They brought in a cog from the Nashiville Country machine in Natalie Hemby for the big ballad, which makes for a song you might expect from Miranda Lambert. This is a well-produced album that rolled off the assembly line to cater to a very gullible demographic, as good as a pre-fabricated rock album can get.
https://abysmalhymns.blogspot.com/2025/08/halestorm-everest.html
3-Lorna Shore - "I Feel the Everblack Festering Inside Me."
They went into the studio and made the album expected of them, dialing the symphonic elements up enough to make it feel like they are not just dialing it in. It is enough of a change to talk about in interviews, and some kids are just dumb enough to be wow'ed by the guitar solos and overproduced layers of pig squeals to not ask further questions of this band or even know what questions they should be asking.. Is this done in a professional manner that sounds polished and massive? Yes, but these guys have a ton of money invested in what they do, so of course, they are making a professional-sounding album. But it's boring,
https://abysmalhymns.blogspot.com/2025/09/lorna-shore-i-feel-everblack-festering.html
2-Baby Metal-"Metal Forth."
The novelty of this album lies in the fact that the J-Pop group features a guest artist on each track. The only reason I decided to give this album a listen is because Poppy and Spiritbox are on it. Both artists flirt with the boundaries of what is metal and pop, just because an album has distorted guitars and some screaming on it does not make the album metal. Metal is an aggressive feeling of darkness that could not be found on any track in fact I am embarrassed for anyone who appeared on this album.
https://abysmalhymns.blogspot.com/2025/08/just-how-metal-is-babymetals-metal.html
Another album that earned a 5, they scored a 3 for the previous album, so it's an improvement.I think the fact that they make a turn further into pop with each album even has the music press that was cuckolding for the industry and not saying anything if they can't say something nice. But I will tell you how it is, at its worst some dreadful ballads make Styx sound heavy. So it's not worth owning, and was hard for me to make it through, but maginally better than their average album. The highlights are the riffs that sound like Dokken and Ratt, though those are far a few between. It ranked worse than anime schoolgirls because at least with that, you go into it knowing it will be terrible; this relies so heavily on a marketing image they have idiots invested in it, adding insult to injury when you listen to it.
https://abysmalhymns.blogspot.com/2025/04/ghost-skeleta.html
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